My name is Joanie. Joanie Clavell. Since you're so interested in learning about my life, I suppose I'll give you a little information about myself. I don't eat meat. Ever. It's disgusting, eating dead animals like that. Being a
vegetarian, many people think I'm a
snob and stuck up, but what do they know? I'm a huge
party animal, but I try not to spend too much money for party frivolities. I just bat my eyes and
mooch the money off of others. Hahaha... I currently don't have a job, but when I do, I'm gonna
schmooze my way up that ladder, and take over the company. Either that, or I'll just marry into money and kill off my spouse...
(Vegetarian, Snob, Party Animal, Mooch, Schmoozer)
So here I am...Sunset Valley. It's nice enough, I guess. Small one bedroom, small one bathroom... living room isn't so bad, but it needs some color. Apparently the person who lived here before me had a thing for black and white. I'll fix that sooner or later.
The bedroom is bare, though at least they had the decency to leave me a mirror...
What?! No car? You mean.... I have to ride a bike? Or take a taxi?! Who do you think I am? Ugh, this is NOT turning out how I wanted it to...
I need to get out of the house. I suppose I'll go see if there's a pool somewhere around here. I love to swim, it keeps me in shape, and hot guys love to check me out while I'm working on my tan. I haven't met anyone yet, but I'm sure this town is just full of young people like me!
Ahhh... the pool.
Hold up... What is a pregnant woman doing here? No one wants to see her baby bump. Ugh, children. Why would anyone want to have them? Guess I should introduce myself....
Apparently, her name is Brittney Ursine. Well, at least her name matches her wardrobe, hideous. I try to talk her out of keeping her baby, and giving it to some old couple to raise so she could live a real life until it's at least out of diapers, but she didn't think much of my idea.
I asked her what she would do about money, but she didn't feel the need to explain things to me. Well, the heck with her too. She can have fun raising some snot-nosed children. I hope she has triplets.
I decided I'd had enough at the pool, but I wasn't done soaking up some rays. Maybe the beach would have some more friendly people.
When I got to the beach, I met some old, frumpy woman. I don't remember her name. I was nice enough, though. I tried telling her all about my day, but she didn't seem to interested. I looked around me, and groaned. What was with all the old people at the beach?!
What is this, Florida? I moved here for some fun, not to be around retired people all the time. *Sigh* I'm going home.
Ahh... ice cream always makes me feel better.
Hellooooooo, gorgeous! Geez I hope tomorrow is better... no more pregnant women, or old people for me, thanks.
Hey guys! I hope you liked the first chapter of my legacy. Just wanted to add that I'm nothing like my sim. Lol. I eat meat, and I love kids. =]
Please leave comments, I'd love to see how I can improve my writing!
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